What is it about women with money and power? Take a pretty face, add on a few pounds, park it in front of a TV camera, let it talk about anything and everything all the time, and the resulting media power surges to the brain.
Suddenly, Oprah Winfrey wants to influence American politics with her own version of an Obamarama love fest. I get nauseous when I think of how much money that woman brings in. More so when I think how much Obama is getting from his feel-good media mistress. She puts Kerry’s sugar momma to shame.
“Don’t argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel,” that’s what I say. It still wedges my pantyhose knowing that Oprah doesn’t even return my calls anymore. I’ve got a better shot at cooking with Martha Stewart than sitting on the same set as Oprah.
We floated a trial balloon last year to see if Oprah was interested in running with me on the ticket. She was busy swatting rumors that she and BFF Gayle King were lesbian lovers, so nothing came of it.
Obama and Oprah in ’08? Please. I worry enough about Bill wanting to be Secretary of State.
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