I love this country. Do you know how many people read the pitches my staff puts on MySpace?
These phrases are priceless.
It’s my story, you know — “One of America’s foremost advocates for children and families.” Isn’t that classy? How about this one? “Helped transform schools.” It was in Arkansas, for crying out loud. How hard could it be?
I must be the only candidate of either party who is a real, true-blue “champion for health care… and a champion of women’s rights and human rights…” On and on it goes. My staff is well paid and they deliver.
At first I wasn’t sure about going into MySpace but everyone assured me there are not as many perverts using the site as you might think. Some of them are in congress.
BTW – I love having Bill on the campaign trail with me. The crowds love him. Just today I was spouting off about not having to choose between change and experience. I cover the former, Bill gets the latter. I just gotta find something good for him to do once I’m in.