I admit it. I’m depressed. It’s been that way since the last glimmer of hope faded during the primary elections. Maybe it started with Iowa. Whatever. It’s here now and it’s real. There’s no doubt that I have much to be thankful for these days. I have a steady job. Money in the bank. A … Read More »
God, I hate the Senate
May 26, 2008
I don’t tell this to many people, but I hate serving in the Senate. Worse, I hate serving New Yorkers. What a bunch of whiny, moan happy, self serving complainers. The Senate is worse. It’s the worst job I ever had, including those where I didn’t get paid. The Senate is full of rich old … Read More »
Something wicked this way comes
May 25, 2008
Al Gore and Jimmy Carter will endorse me for President. I say that 100 times in my prayers every night. It must be working. I didn’t pray for John Edwards’ endorsement and he opted to back Barack Obama. So, I’m pray to God that I get Al Gore and Jimmy Carter, both of whom are … Read More »
Bill Clinton wants a job
May 24, 2008
Today I found out that Bill has been sneaking around behind my back. No, it wasn’t with some big breasted young campaign intern with tight lips. That I can deal with. For that I have experience. Bill has been talking to Barack Obama’s top officials about getting a job in his administration. That man has … Read More »
Factoring in JFK, RFK, Dr. MLK
May 23, 2008
Publicly, it was a gaffe and I meant no disrespect. Privately, it was a shrewd move. I’m not saying that I’m playing the assassination card, but as Chris Rock explained regarding O.J. Simpson, “I understand.” Things happen when you least expect them to happen. John Kennedy was killed by a sniper who lived in the … Read More »
We talk, but not really
May 22, 2008
Yes, we are in constant communication with Senator Obama’s campaign officials. He knows what I’m doing for him is good politics. I rip into him whenever I get the chance. If he survives my attacks, he deserves the nomination for President. The exercise will make him a better candidate. If he doesn’t survive me, then … Read More »
Hanging by a thread is still hanging
May 21, 2008
I gained over 200,000 votes against Barack Obama’s total and still lost SuperDelegates. Those people do not deserve to be delegates to the Democratic National Convention. I find it remarkable that the same critics and media pundits who view Obama’s so-called glide path to the nomination as worthy of discussion refuse to discuss my last … Read More »
My old Kentucky home boys
May 20, 2008
Another day, another election, another overwhelming win for me, thanks to my old Kentucky home boys. I was sitting around tonight counting my pledged delegate votes, and some how or another, Barack Obama ended up with more delegates than me. I got the most votes in the elections. He got the most delegates. How does … Read More »